Getting a straight answer

Since moving to my new office in early April, my Mac hasn’t been connected to the printer.

I was in the UK for a few weeks so suggested the IT boy fix it whilst I was absent.

Naturally that didn’t happen.

I pulled him up yesterday and this time demanded something was done about it as it was starting to impede me.

“Have you fixed it?” I enquired

Head – Wiggle.

"Is the printer connection fixed? Can I print out? Does it work?"

Wiggle.

"Is that a yes or a no?"

Wiggle.

"Thats not clear. Answer my question and speak"

Wiggle and smile.

"Am I able to print from my Mac?"

"Yes Sir"

.....1 min later

"You said the connection was working it isn't. Are you stupid?"

Wiggle.